@Anyalachae7: Just bought a medical alert bracelet that says "probably just shitfaced."
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@thetruealban: Flash floods in Arizona last night. We nominate California and Texas. #ALSIceBucketChallenge
@jordan_stratton: Anytime I see a teacher sitting backwards in a chair, I'm like, "Oh damn. This guy is about to test the boundaries of traditional education"
@TheMichaelRock: What's up with these people in Pakistan getting stoned to death? What kind of weed are they growing there?