@timdonakowski: Just bought a set of alphabet magnets for my fridge, so this may very well be my last tweet.
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@looktothepickle: If you love something set it free. *releases 4 year old son into downtown New York City*
@KyleMcDowell86: My mom told me not to cry wolf, but it was too late.Wolves were pouring out of my tear ducts, filling the kitchen and adjoining living room.
@Sarcasticsapien: Cinderella is my favorite story about women who fight over a man who doesn't even remember what a woman he spent the night with looks like.