@ANNIEwayyyy: Just bought gas for $1.32/gallon. Don't own a car but couldn't pass up the bargain.
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@dshack8: Bummed cuz parents wont send their kids to my resort that teaches how to pay attention. I thought "Concentration Camp" would be a gold mine.
@WheelTod: Boss: I need that report by noon Me: Consider it done [2pm] Boss: Where's that report? Me: Huh? I thought we'd agreed to consider it done?