@Heldinchains: My kid just said his dinner tasted like cat litter. Not sure if I should be offended or wonder how he knows what cat litter tastes like.

@TuffyNyC: Being popular on Facebook is like being the smartest kid in summer school.

@TheRobCee: Dog The Bounty Hunter's greatest weakness is getting distracted when the fugitive throws a tennis ball.

@HollyHeals: Dressing up as the grim reaper while at work in the ER is not amusing says HR. So uptight.

@icrushedmyhalo: Raise the roof! The roof is on fire! Hit the club! Bust those moves! Burning the dance floor! - RL partying sounds so violent