@adamhess1: Just bumped into my old French teacher and she asked me what I'm up to now. I told her I go to the cinema and play football with my brother.
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@GoldenSpirals: He told me I was the "bee's knees". I believe I merit being compared to something more like a lemur's femur. Who doesn't love Zoboomafoo?
@ilovepie84: I once slowly roasted a Marshmallow over fire until the Michelin Man gave me some free tires.
@xLiserx: Lois Lane spends a lonely afternoon at the beach because she doesn't recognize any of her friends in sunglasses.
@XplodingUnicorn: I respected tiger sharks a lot more after I realized how many hurdles tigers and sharks had to overcome to breed with each other.