@adamhess1: Just bumped into my old French teacher and she asked me what I'm up to now. I told her I go to the cinema and play football with my brother.
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@2browneyedboys: I just got a headache from bending down but yeah, age is just a number.
@CurlsOnGirls: I love people who order coffee like they're giving the pass code to a missile defense system.
@iAmDelFreaky: I thought Snapchat was just a conversation with a sassy black woman.
@AbbyHasIssues: How to put on deodorant: 1. Apply deodorant. 2. Wait two seconds. 3. Try and remember if you put on deodorant. 4. Reapply deodorant.
@mrtruthandsoul: Hey guys with your phone in a hip holster, is it because your purse is too full with tampons?
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