@adamhess1: Just bumped into my old French teacher and she asked me what I'm up to now. I told her I go to the cinema and play football with my brother.
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@RickAaron: Open casket funeral? Remains to be seen.
@juliussharpe: How about instead of shaking hands we nod at each other and that way we both won't have to wash our hands?
@briangaar: Republicans: Don't let Syrians in! Trump: Don't let ANY Muslims in! Republicans: TOO FAR (dude be cool, we’ve got an election to win)
@SemFitty: Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins? Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.
@JllyJllyFish: How dare room service question "how many people" I need 8 mimosas for 🙄
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