@KrunkedRobot: Just burned 2000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at the grocery store.
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@illiter8too: Never know what to do with my face when someone is playing an acoustic guitar and trying to make eye contact with me.
@totmessmom: We really need to stop with the cute names for devastating storms. Winter Storm Voldemort would be taken much more seriously.
@mydmac: I joined Twitter to have something to do while I waited for the repairman. It's only been 3 years, he should be here any month now.