@KrunkedRobot: Just burned 2000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at the grocery store.
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@1800Randy: I think abs are for guys that don't have the confidence to wear a nice T-shirt to the pool.
@robdelaney: Just dyed a bald eagle red, white & blue & forced my family to eat 3 apple pies each. We're all crying. It's awesome.
@thenatewolf: Tell me more about these male enhancement pills... Will they help me chop wood better? How about pelts? Will I know how to make pelts?