@treydayway: Just calculated my BMI and found out I should be 47ft tall.
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@Jake_Vig: HER: [walks in wearing lingerie] See anything you like? ME: I don’t think that will fit me.
@clindsaysway: Meant to say, "Let me check my calendar and get back to you." What came out: "I'm available anytime"