@treydayway: Just calculated my BMI and found out I should be 47ft tall.
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@vineyille: I run up to the firefighter as he drags another charred body out of my burning home. “Did you see a zip disk labeled POEMS in there?”
@rickygervais: I'm hoping the nuclear strike button & the trap-door for hecklers button on Trump's desk are completely different colours.
@MichaelTrying: How much mint do I have to muddle into this mojito for it to count as a serving of vegetables?
@WheelTod: Not saying dogs are better than kids in every aspect; but good luck finding a kid willing to lick up his own vomit.