@thatdutchperson: Just called the bank for my account info and a voice whispered 'If you break the pack in half, Ramen noodles can last you two days.'
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@TheHyyyype: my wife bought a soap dispenser that says "pump" on the side, which is good. without instructions, i was going to smash it against the floor to try to get the soap out
@gwatts77: Just ordered a pizza from Papa Johns online ordering system & it asked me if I had any instructions for the driver. Yes, "Bring weed, bro"