@thatdutchperson: Just called the bank for my account info and a voice whispered 'If you break the pack in half, Ramen noodles can last you two days.'
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@JennyJohnsonHi5: Dear parents of college students on Spring Break, Congrats!!! Many of you are about to be grandparents!!!
@AdrianYoung10: I've just found a mole on my shoulder. I don't know how he got out of the garden but he's cute.
@TheAlexP: * wishes on shooting star " the wish you have wished for has already been taken, please try again"