@sucittaM: Just called the fire department to tell them that dogs pee on fire hydrants so they should probably all wash their hands.
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@OtherDanOBrien: *reads an article on a subject I know* This is bullshit *reads an article on a subject I don't know* If it's published it must be accurate
@KyleMcDowell86: *puts a picture of Roger Rabbit in a picture frame* I did it. I framed Roger Rabbit.
@karencheee: People are like trees: you can figure out their age by cutting into them & counting the rings. Right? I didn't do this for nothing, right?
@dumbbeezie: The heavy sighs are coming from inside the kitchen. A passive aggressive horror story