@sucittaM: Just called the fire department to tell them that dogs pee on fire hydrants so they should probably all wash their hands.
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@krisv_723: Of course I work out. I do burpees after drinking pop. I do lunges to grab the last slice of pizza & squats if I drop it.
@DanMentos: [first day of work as a 911 operator] "Hello, 911" Hi someone's trying to break into my house "holy shit call 911"
@Bob_Janke: Whenever I have to fix a hole in any wall I always hide a realistically drawn but totally fake treasure map in there first.
@Playing_Dad: If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you you may be in love with a boomerang.