@CountGripsnatch: Just checked my Farmville for the first time in a year. It's now a Walmart.
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@Smartassylassy: I've just accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles... My next shit could spell disaster!
@Neauxpe: The last time I wore a red shirt, I went to Target and laid off 8 people in the morning team huddle.
@xLiserx: People who buy copious amounts of everything before a blizzard: Is there nothing in your house every other day of the year?