@YoungNobler: Just checked weather. If anyone is curious what's in my wardrobe, find me tomorrow. I will be wearing every article of clothing I own.
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@brennadine: [Dog asleep on rug] I once killed a bear with my own two paws [Legs move wildly] THAT'S IT I'M WAKING HIM "No Henry. Let sleeping dogs lie."
@LizHackett: A child in the coffee shop cried and cried until she was given a cake pop, and as I walked past, I whispered, "Your technique is flawless."
@skickwriter: 5 & 8: Mommy, may I wear these boots? Can you find my jeans? Will you brush my hair? Will you tie my shoes? Mommy, why aren't you ready?