@eff_yeah_steph: Just cleaned out my purse if anyone needs 17 pens or a tooth.
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@jimmytorosian: What are you listening to? The Who Who? Yes You're listening to Yes? No The Who Oh I like them No not Them. The band is The Who. The Band?
@famouscrab: you gotta turn your phone off when you fly in case an old plane text you and your new plane get jealous
@ODeadInside: Is there a way to fall gracefully? No. But am I able to rise from this graceless decline and be the best possible version of myself? Also no.