@eff_yeah_steph: Just cleaned out my purse if anyone needs 17 pens or a tooth.
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@_NinJar: 1st rule of snitch club is d- "MIKE BROKE THE 1ST RULE!" Ok w- "JIM BROKE THE 3RD RULE!" *police sirens* Who called the cops *everyone runs*
@ChefChas82: I should run for public office just to see the scandalous dirt they dig up on me. I would really like to piece together my twenties.
@brendohare: My girlfriend does not want to split the gallon of milk I smuggled into the movie theater for us 😔