@goldengateblond: Just congratulated my ex on dating someone so young that her Throwback Thursday photos are just pictures of her pregnant mom. I'm a dream.
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@Sassafrantz: If you go to the zoo and he doesn't help you steal a monkey, he's not that into you.
@shanethevein: Women have all the answers to all your questions.nnnAnd you don't even have to ask.
@Reverend_Scott: I have a great story to tell u. "Why don't u just go write a book" Wow, that's- "Don't u dare say it-" a novel idea. "I'm moving out"
@GrillinChillin9: Beer before liquor, never sicker. Liquor before beer, you're in the clear. Mexican food before wine, no 69.