@mikescollins: Just convinced my Mom she won't get Wolf of Wall Street if she doesn't see Teen Wolf first. Please play along.
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@Tmoney68: Don't think you're immune. We're all just a whim away from singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight." Yes, a whim away...a whim away...a whim away.
@iwearaonesie: *helps wife get toddler in his high chair* wife: That's a new shirt, let's put a bib on you me [wearing a bib] This is ridiculous
@1CarParade: If the government keeps doing nothing for much longer, it will get its own reality show on E!
@briangaar: Sorry girl, you know you were dating a bad boy *heads out to fight boss without saving or buying potions*