@Eightinchgoat: Just convinced the teen up the street that he needs to change the winter air out of his tires and put in summer air. Don't do dope, kids.
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@eminmien: RIDDLER: What belongs to you, but others use it more than you do? ME: Every piece of kitchenware I own? RIDDLER: Well, no, but
@brunopieroni: Just ran into Björk walking into her hjötel. Ljöking fjörward to her show at Pitchfjörk tjönight (hjöly shit my Icelandic is pjërfect).
@simoncholland: Waiting for everyone in this church service to bow their head in prayer so I can update my fantasy football roster.