@NurseSeymour: Just discovered an app that tells you which one of your friends is stupid. It's called Facebook.
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@NYC_Blonde: I've kissed so many frogs trying to find a prince that I've actually discovered several new species.
@maddie11_Anders: Do you think that a funeral director signs his letters with ' yours eventually'?
@TheRolo: 911: What is your emergency? Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.
@SteveDutzy: My pics are real. I don't use any filters. I don't even use coffee filters. I eat coffee straight outta the container like a man