@NurseSeymour: Just discovered an app that tells you which one of your friends is stupid. It's called Facebook.
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@truegritrumble: MORPHEUS: April fools! NEO: ? M: There's no Matrix. N: What? M: You've been drugged, son. N: WTF M: We've been harvesting your organs.
@daemonic3: [at therapist] I don't know, sometimes I just feel invisible Therapist: WHO SAID THAT?!?
@StarWarsProblms: Luke: Did you get the card I made you? Vader: I couldn’t read it. Your handwriting is awful. Luke: I HAD TO WRITE WITH MY LEFT HAND.
@envydatropic: According to all these "note to self" sticky notes I am a very forgetful person also I have no idea what these notes mean