@aimlessamers: Just donated blood. I hope whoever gets it likes wine.
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@Michael_Erhart: I'm gonna be a professional farmer when I grow up. I've been wanting to get in that field for years.
@briancthayer: *discretely picks a booger* *slyly wipes it on her blouse* Funeral Director: Sir, we can see you and narrating it just makes it worse.
@Beatonm5: perfume should come with instructions like on medicine: Dab LIGHTLY on pulse points Do NOT marinade in event of overdose take shower