@Sassafrantz: Just farted in 3 different languages! Thanks, Rosetta Stone!
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@AndrewNadeau0: RIVERS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES & ALL WHO PLOTTED AGAINST ME WILL KNOW A FEAR-oh never mind my keys were in my other pocket
@ObscureGent: The most disappointing sentence in the human language is "This next song is off of our new album".
@TheFearBoners: Forget the Home Alone parents forgetting their kid. Why the hell do they own a bunch of mannequins?