@ItsAndyRyan: Just finished a book about an immortal pet dog. I couldn't put it down.
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@LilFlaOrange30: I'm like a cartoon character, not because I'm cute or funny, but because I wear the same clothes every day.
@NorCalBratt: "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." Me, to my empty bag of Oreos.
@HMittelmark: Men want to be him. Women want to be with him. Bears want to eat him. Botflies want to lay their eggs in his skin. Fish are unaware of him.