@ItsAndyRyan: Just finished a book about an immortal pet dog. I couldn't put it down.
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@LilBlueBlood: Every time I forget to feed my cat, I thank god that I wasn't a teen mom. Because that child would not be OK today.
@DaddyJew: The only problem with teaching little kids to share is that sometimes they want some of my stuff
@seamussaid: if the neighbor kid is driving you nuts practicing saxophone you can complain or teach her Careless Whisper - maybe be a problem solver
@dshack8: You don't know shit about pressure until you're the only Black person on the dance floor while white people clap & form a circle around you.