@livlivme_do: Just finished writing a book for new parents called “You Just Made a Big Mistake.”
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@FunnyTunes: If a girl has magnetic personality and still She can't attract the desired boy. Then that means the boy has iron deficiency.
@Mr_Kapowski: [kissing] Wife: *breathy whisper* Do you want to take my shirt off? Me: *breathy whisper* I'm not wearing your shirt
@ficklenuts: My daughter just started singing “I ate some brains down in Africa,” and now I kinda like her version better