@charliedelta7: Just flipped my son off behind his back because I'm an adult and don't get into arguments with 4 year olds.
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@Pork_Chop_Hair: Instead of butterfly kisses, I give you moth kisses. They're crazy, frantic, all over the place- and quite honestly, you're terrified.
@Pro_Jones_: Friend: You're going to be an usher at our wedding. Is that okay? Me: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.
@AlexRogaski: Biologist screws up: Mutant killer virus Physicist screws up: Deadly black hole Geologist screws up: Rock on table is now rock on floor
@korryduke: Hey people with one syllable names...... Good job ruining the Happy Birthday song. Jerks