@charliedelta7: Just flipped my son off behind his back because I'm an adult and don't get into arguments with 4 year olds.
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@AKATriple: To the first two people who thought Superman was a bird or plane... why the hell were you so excited?
@C00LpenNAME: [at Home Depot] Me: hey, I need some gardening gloves, a tarp, a shovel, and some lye Clerk: haha, you kill somebody? Me: our dog died Clerk: oh God, I’m so sorry... Me: haha, just kidding. I killed somebody