@Black__Elvis: Just found a hole in my sock and now I'm worried that the whole drawer might be pregnant.
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@novicefather: My wife is addicted to goji berries but I wish she was addicted to something cheaper like cocaine.
@moose_chocolate: "Carrie" is my favourite movie about how religious faith leads to supernatural mass murder.
@Adar79Angie: I'm Italian, but I'm not "save a princess from a weird dinosaur looking guy, with my brother Luigi" Italian.