@Black__Elvis: Just found a hole in my sock and now I'm worried that the whole drawer might be pregnant.
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@DanLaMorte: Kids here's a tip. Next Christmas leave Santa marijuana cookies and watch how happy your parents magically become the next morning
@WilliamAder: It's just a matter of time before they add the word "Syndrome" after my last name.
@LoveNLunchmeat: *puts on Rocky theme music* *cracks neck* *cracks knuckles* *stretches* *jogs in place* *picks up phone to call mom*