@Sassafrantz: Just found a new app that that tells you which one of your friends are boring. It's called Facebook.
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@ObscureGent: Fact: In the 80s nobody could have sex until someone started playing a saxophone.
@jmhuntsinger: Judging by the quality of some of your tweets I can tell this isn't the first time you've failed in life.