@Sassafrantz: Just found a new app that that tells you which one of your friends are boring. It's called Facebook.
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@vineyille: If you like piña coladas / Getting caught in the rain / Drink this piña colada / It was caught in the rain
@i_Lean: Just remember Mom, you can't spell "disappointment" without "appointment" which reminds me I have to be at Hooters at 9 for my interview.
@theshamingofjay: If you jump through the hole in a hipster's earlobe you get transported to a SIMS game where the only people are Harry Potter characters