@Sassafrantz: Just found a new app that that tells you which one of your friends are boring. It's called Facebook.
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@karencheee: People are like trees: you can figure out their age by cutting into them & counting the rings. Right? I didn't do this for nothing, right?
@XGroverX: I don't know why smokey the bear carries a shovel, but it scares the shit out of me.