@Carter_TCB: Just found out men don't need prostate exams till at least 40. I think my doctor has a lot of explaining to do.
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@calluptome: Good for you when one door closes & another door opens. For the rest of us that usually means we're in jail.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: While never officially canonized by a Pope, Saint Patrick is widely recognized as the patron saint of Slytherin.
@blaudiablogan: It is truly easier to forgive your enemies than figure out how to limit their access to your facebook page.
@TheMichaelRock: boss: are you high? me: no, i'm on dayquil boss: dayquil doesn't do that me: must be the cocaine then