@ChicorelliStar: Just found out my daughter's super power is repeating what I've said about others as soon as she meets them.
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@skickwriter: My microwave broke. So, we're finding innovative alternatives. Did y'all know the surface on top of the oven heats up, too? Honest to God.
@liberalcannon: My hobbies are scrolling through twitter, charging my phone and being generally dissatisfied with things.
@BookishBunny: Pretty much the only time I WANT to hear about your ex is if she's standing behind me with a weapon, other than that I'm good.
@scott2ten: Co-worker: Face up or face down? Me: Um. What? Cw: The fax machine? Documents face up or down? Me: I'm not mature enough to answer that.