@QwertyJones3: Just found out that "3 Men and a Baby" isn't a movie about Jesus's birth.
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@slimmy_shady: Hot girls who complain that you can't get laid... do you live on a deserted island?
@Mr_Kapowski: Me: That does it! [bangs on upstairs neighbor's door] [Elephant on a pogo stick answers] Sup? Am I being too loud?
@GrantTanaka: I've been in Hawaii for a week & have learned that 99% of life's problems can be solved by throwing a coconut at it