@respected_loner: just found out today that monkeys don't lay eggs. so what have i been buying on craigslist. what have i been eating
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@Carter_TCB: I bet if Jesus had turned water into Vodka. The Bible would've been a lot more interesting.
@Sirrruh: So he says, "Argh! Give me yer booties!" & he steals all the baby booties. ... There's an audience for Baby Blackbeard & I'LL FIND IT.