@AaronFullerton: Hey cell phone companies, I can't think of a more terrifying selling point than "Unlimited Talk."
@AbbyHasIssues: How to put on deodorant:
1. Apply deodorant.
2. Wait two seconds.
3. Try and remember if you put on deodorant.
4. Reapply deodorant.
@dreadnaught69: I'm pretty sure the rule at Starbucks is the slowest employee makes the drinks
@Dawn_M_: Sharks don't like the taste of human flesh, which must mean they are drama queens who only eat people for attention.
@seriouslyemily: This girls skirt is so short I can see how many times her dad missed a dance recital from here.
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