@cheeky__gal: Just gave a homeless man $5 because I know what it's like to be sober.
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@BlackCatBettie: What's faster than the speed of light? A female untagging herself from an unflattering photo.
@sixfootcandy: My waxer just told me a hilarious story about ripping out a client's tampon during a bikini wax. I guess she doesn't remember me.
@Ristolable: I like my women like I like my coffee. I look at coffee but I am afraid to talk to it