@Donna_McCoy: Just go ahead and put "She always had to pee" on my tombstone, because that's how everyone's going to remember me.
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@AndyAsAdjective: [spelling bee] your word is 'hors d'oeuvre' "can you use it in a sentence?" yes…'I bet this kid can't spell hors d'oeuvre'
@deegeemindi: If someone got my name tattooed on them I'd break up with them to prove it was a bad idea.
@RaynaTheGreat: All of your inspirational tweets make me want to track you down and pee on something you love.