@KentWGraham: Just got 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.
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@LilBlueBlood: Whenever I have to park in a bad neighbourhood I leave my Blackberry in plain sight so people know there's nothing worth stealing in my car
@ashleyaustrew: You have -4 min to cook. Your ingredients are: Goldfish An apple w/ 1 bite out of it Chicken you didn't thaw 7 Legos - Chopped: Moms Edition
@UniqueDude2: Teens: I was an idiot when I was a kid 20s: I was an idiot when I was a teen 30s: I was an idiot in my 20s 33: if only there was a pattern