@NickSwardson: Just got a residual check for 6 dollars for my scene in Almost Famous sooo...going to Vegas!!!!!!!!
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@bossy_bootz: Sorry I was staring at your nachos while you were talking about your painful divorce
@iLikeCatShirts: It's that pottery scene from Ghost except it's me standing behind the Subway sandwich artist helping him make my sandwich.
@pauleggleston: I just cross-bred a crocodile and a homing pigeon. I expect that'll come back to bite me.