@Weird_Rash: Just got arrested for racing my Segway wearing an adult diaper and a Viking helmet. Still not clear which law I broke.
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@Lola_Areola: Lay with me until everything crumbles and nothing but creeping ivy shields us from the incessant chatter of wandering cadavers. Bring snacks
@ShaeAaron: I just sent a text that says "we really need to talk" to everyone I know so nobody will bother me today.
@RidiculousSheri: Thou shalt not winky face smiley another man's twitter crush. -Emojenesis 8:15
@drinksmcgee: Jurassic Park (1993) A ragtag gang of dinosaurs attempt a wacky prison break after an evil businessman tries to force gender roles on them.