@UNTRESOR: Just got kicked off a corn forum for saying you can eat the cob. I'll just sign up with a different name. They can't silence the truth.
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@Fred_Delicious: [2 detectives are at a murder scene] "my god Wilkins. Are you thinking what im thinking?" ... "a lasagne driving a car?" "Exactly"
@PhuckinCody: [first date] me: what's ur favorite word? her: probably "ethereal," it means- me: mine is "shuttlecock."
@internetluke: [on date] Here, let me help you with your jacket! *i gently remove her jacket* This is mine now. Cya