@UNTRESOR: Just got kicked off a corn forum for saying you can eat the cob. I'll just sign up with a different name. They can't silence the truth.
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@ibid78: I swear if one more person RT's poetry into my TL I will draw a bath, light some candles, and just get lost in the verse's haunting imagery.
@mofrorock: "Nice legs" *Swipes right* "Nice legs" *Swipes right* "Nice legs" *Swipes right* "Nice legs" *Swipes right* - Spider tinder
@DothTheDoth: I know Taco Bell doesn't have "I hate myself" sauce yet. But they should. They should.
@waydybee: if a pea-brain is someone with a small brain, then a peacock is someone with a ...? no?