@TheCatWhisprer: Just got kicked out of Walmart for having a concealed belly button.
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@WilliamAder: Good Cop: If you confess now, you'll probably just get probation. Fad Cop: Hey Macarena!
@Elifcello: Every so often I Google my name hoping someone stole my identity and made a better something out of myself.
@Parentpains: Whenever I'm on twitter I always turn my phone upside down to try and collect spare change from your pockets.