@TheCatWhisprer: Just got kicked out of Walmart for having a concealed belly button.
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@OutOfLeftField_: Women's voices naturally get higher as they get excited so if you're in bed and she still sounds like Morgan Freeman, try harder.
@Girl_Censored: I'm not a jealous person but seriously, if you star her tweets one more time I'm going to squeeze the balls of this vodoo doll so hard...
@iamdevloper: "If something goes wrong, we'll just go to a blue DOS screen and dump out an indecipherable log of what happened". This was a choice made.