@KateQFunny: Just got off 30 min phone call w a friend who has twin 2 yr olds, & even tho i havent had sex in a week I'm taking a morning after pill NOW.
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@Tmoney68: The International Space Station was assembled IN SPACE. I can't follow one page of illustrated instructions to assemble an IKEA dresser.
@robdelaney: Haha my cousin's safeword is "chalice." (We don't have sex; I saw it cuz I hacked his email to get his salmon casserole recipe)