@mzeld: Just got off the phone with my mom. She had a nice talk.
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@droidbears: fyi, drug mule does not mean youll be getting stoned and riding around on a donkey... worst first day ever
@Emonalisha: If you piss me off in the grocery store I will get in line in front of you and pay for a single banana with a personal check
@causticbob: I've been attending Acronym Anonymous meetings recently. Or as I like to call it AA. I'm not making a lot of progress.
@TheWoodenslurpy: Oh, I see. "Adam and Steve" is gay, but “Adam dates his own rib” is perfectly acceptable.