@fuzzlime: just got vinegar in my eye so I totally get it, girls who get vinegar in their eye
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@LeahsLounge: I think having a highway to Hell and only a stairway to Heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.
@scorpicpanda: Me: "OMG, my abs are so sore!" 12: (sarcastically) "What abs?" Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."
@markleggett: Today I fell asleep for twenty minutes during a thirty minute car ride, which was strange because I was driving.