@CYComedy: Just had too much fun with a woman who lost her son named "Marco" in the supermarket just now.
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@sixthformpoet: The tragedy of Scooby-Doo is that whoever kept supplying criminals with such realistic prosthetic masks was never caught.
@TheCatWhisprer: Based on her reaction I don't think my toddler will ever forgive me for gently wiping her face.
@trentistweeting: The amount of tinder matches I've gotten has skyrocketed since I changed my interests from "Murdering" to "Not Murdering"