@NicCageMatch: Just heard a guy at the dog park tell his dog "NO!" and then more quietly, "We talked about this!"
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@Kali_Mura: I'm beginning to suspect that my boyfriend is not really a ninja & that he moved out nine month ago.
@causticbob: Be careful when online dating, if someone describes themselves as outdoorsy, they might just be homeless.
@realHamOnWry: Apparently, the latest gadget used by suicide bombers around the world is a vest completely made of Galaxy Note 7s.
@cornlog: My son is screaming his head off in his room but there's no way I'm going in there if his monster reports are true.