@kcmoore51: Just heard a lady in Target scream "WE DON'T BUY THINGS JUST TO BUY THINGS" at her kids and now I kinda wish she'd have a talk with me also.
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@OrangeFact: If an Orange tries to sell you drugs, don't buy them. Chances are you've already done enough drugs.
@IAmKatieOrr: I wonder if both Wright Brothers were behind their inventions, or it was just one & their mother yelling "Wilbur, you include your brother!"
@badbanana: That guy who ran through the White House could go to prison for ten years, so there's another reason I don't run.