@ieatanddrink: Just heard that distinct "baby fell out of the crib and into a pizza that was on the floor" sound
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@QuintinForbes: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art not as nice as this time last year.
@JaySuch: My son wanted to go to Disney, but I told him little boys who ruin marriages don't go to Disney.
@UncleDuke1969: She has a rye sense of humor & great buns. I'm her hero, although I don't have much dough. I can't wheat to see her! I'm in loaf.
@ch000ch: hoarder on TV: pls help me doc therapist: of course. lets start by throwing out all these anime posters. we'll take them to my car