@ieatanddrink: Just heard that distinct "baby fell out of the crib and into a pizza that was on the floor" sound
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@1followernodad: the most impressive scene in any spy movie is in Casino Royale when james bond is in a hotel shower and knows immediately how to use it.
@Leemanish: There's this guy at work who's always putting on a sweatshirt. No one's ever seen his face.