@1evilidiot: Just heard the phrase naturally boneless chicken and that'll keep me awake tonight.
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@dreamthievin: Everything I know about sex I learned from Tetris: rotate it and hope it fits in another slot
@samuelhlowe: - Police, open the door. - What do you want? - We just wanna talk. - How many of you are there? - Two. - Well just talk to each other.
@Cheeseboy22: "And then we'll have the throat hole open up and a rectangle candy will drop from it. Kids will love it." ~ Inventors of Pez dispensers.