@snatch_stache: Just hit a white kid with dreadlocks with my car. He understood why.
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@darinlovesbacon: I'm not one to give parenting advice, but kids are a lot less likely to fight you on eating dinner if you don't give them lunch or breakfast
@TheOneTrueDisco: On 3. Ready? One. Two. Three. *Both show rock Again! *Both show rock Again! *Both show rock Again! Caveman: This game is stupid.
@viciousbabydoll: This is an example of the shit I text my kid. I know, I know. Mom of the Year material right here.