@snatch_stache: Just hit a white kid with dreadlocks with my car. He understood why.
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@Fyrekrakr73: Hire a hitman is apparently not the correct answer to "what would you do if you won the lottery"
@Steelers1972: Don't have your phone number posted on FB if you don't want me calling you at 3am drunk asking for the recipe of that cobbler you posted.
@OfficialBanks93: If a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all he'd have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit i'm gonna see why it aint working