@thepunningman: Just how popey was the pope today?
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@yassinovic89: What if Aliens don't want to visit us because they're all women and they want us to make the first move.
@salamingia: I prepare my daughter for disappointment by always giving her the iPad with a 4% charge.
@CroweJam: My wife's favorite position is the one where I lie very still wearing nothing but a toe tag and she starts dating again.