@thepunningman: Just how popey was the pope today?
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@markedly: Mafia Boss: You wearin' a wire? Me: "Wire" you asking me that? lol get it [the rest of this tweet takes place on the bottom of a river]
@TattleTSister: "I don't need more than 4 hours of sleep" I say proudly while spooning dish washer detergent into my coffee.
@JackieluvsUK: Gonna start feeding my dog condoms, so when she poops they're already in tiny little bags!