@tomatopasties: Just joined one of those Ashley Madison type websites. It's called Twitter
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@byrdie_num_num: Haven't worn a watch in 20+ years. Coincidentally, I haven't poured my drink on the floor when asked for the time in 20+ years.
@mjkspeaks: The worst thing about life is getting comfortable and then realizing that you don't have the remote.
@Token_Geezer: The kids of today have no respect. They're rude, lazy and swear to make themselves look big and coolnnNothing at all like us...
@kwirkyKerri: There are directions with pictures on this underarm deodorant. Yet another disaster avoided.