@timdonakowski: Just lean back in your chair and say "caloric". It's exhilerating.
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@salamingia: My wife said I'm picky. I said obviously not picky enough. Anyone need a roommate tonight?
@shkeeber: Dude, why did you buy Grand Theft Auto 5? I mean, honestly, you live in Detroit. You could've just gone outside and saved yourself $50.