@buck4itt: Just learned an important lesson: When texting "wish you were here," that last e kind of makes it or breaks it.
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@MoneypennyNaked: I could never be on The Bachelor. I don't need millions watching me get dumped & cry on tv. It's bad enough my cat sees that shit everyday.
@ilovepie84: I go to the bank wearing a Ski mask because I want everyone to know how athletic I am.
@AntozWolf: "You the bomb" "No you the bomb"....- A compliment in America.An argument in the Middle East.
@OkieGirl405: My favorite people are the ones that like to pass judgement on others because they have obviously lead a perfect life