@PhilLaysheO: Just left a note on the ex's car saying "I STILL LOVE YOU" hope it doesn't go unnoticed. I keyed it in pretty deep.
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@24HourBitching: Having to share a room with your spouse is absolute nonsense. Even kids get their own rooms...
@themiltron: god: go to earth jesus: why god: i have a plan jesus: is it a nice plan god: it's a plan
@trentistweeting: ME: [at a party] hey! wanna come back to my place and- GIRL: hook up? sure! ME: [sadly putting away two Yu-Gi-Oh! decks] oh. awesome
@joeljeffrey: I have a stalker now and it's super creepy. She shows up wherever I go... her house, her job, the women's restroom. I don't know what to do.