@PhilLaysheO: Just left a note on the ex's car saying "I STILL LOVE YOU" hope it doesn't go unnoticed. I keyed it in pretty deep.
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@OneFunnyMummy: The longer you're a parent the harder it is to act excited when people tell you they're pregnant.
@anildash: Eventually one of these Republican congressmen is going to find out his daughter is a woman, and then we're all set.
@50NerdsofGrey: 'I've been a very naughty girl!' she said, licking her lips, 'I need to be punished . . .' So he invited his mother to stay for Christmas.