@KentWGraham: Just listed my wife as my emergency contact and added the note “please text, she doesn’t answer calls.”
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@MrJeremyHorn: So apparently I've been Googling 'Asian Prom' this whole time. I watched like seven videos before I realized they weren't going to bang.
@jonnysun: i have never seen a chameleon in real life and i dont know if that means i havent or i have
@urfavoritejoel: Finally got this fire hydrant open, but there was like, the opposite of fire inside