@HorribleDancer: Just once, I want someone to kick the guy grinning and waving behind the news reporter.
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@murrman5: *takes your order* *goes to kitchen* *comes back* "did you say grilled cheese or gorilla cheese?" grilled *sighs* *goes to kitchen*
@Book_Krazy: So excited! I'm taking an online grammar class. No more typos for me. Nolege is power biches!
@KKAlThani: A cop stopped me & asked "do you know why I followed you" so I said "cause my tweets are funny" & we laughed & high-fived & I'm in jail.