@HorribleDancer: Just once, I want someone to kick the guy grinning and waving behind the news reporter.
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@JUSTLisandra: Having my wisdom teeth pulled. They have nothing left to teach me. I must learn on my own from now on.
@NervousJr: Whenever you're feeling really bad about yourself just remember, there's people that pay money to exercise.
@AGStr8upNinja: Scientists say North America is going to sink into the ocean but we can change that. With a healthy diet and a little bit of exercise.
@TheToddWilliams: ME: Is it true you can smell diseases? MY DOG: Yes ME: Well do I have any? MY DOG: Yes, you're insane ME: Wow you can smell that? MY DOG: No