@jumpdashark: My friend called me from a private number last night so I just returned the favor by knocking on his door with a ski mask on.
@MichaelGoffLA: "Engagement" can mean either planning to marry or initiating combat. Coincidence?
@zdarsky: I want a SPIDERMAN GO app where I have to get pictures of spiderman for a furious j jonah jameson
@WheelTod: Batman: Damn! Someone needs me!
Date: That's not the bat signal!
Batman:
Date:You're just doing shadow puppettry on the wall with your hands
@ag_loco: Things I haven't seen in a while:
1) the 2yo I'm babysitting today
2) a man
3) my waist-line
4) my imaginary goat, Bill
5) my sanity
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