@HorribleDancer: Just once, I want someone to kick the guy grinning and waving behind the news reporter.
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@lovemydogduck: Starbucks really isn't that expensive when compared to what Victoria's Secret charges per cup
@dumbbeezie: Please pray for girls everywhere who are getting a "What's up" text right now Be strong. Don't answer. Eat ice cream.
@Smooheed: "Don't worry my love, I'll breathe for the both of us" I whisper as I drink directly from the wine bottle