@MoistPork: Just once, I'd ike a cop to pull me over and tell me how great I'm driving, especially considering I've had 12 beers.
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@HallpassCanada: The "Beware of Cat" sign posted outside my house doesn't seem to be having the desired affect.
@MBittersweet25: You tell me to get off my high horse? Why dont you tell the damn horse to stop getting high all the time.. His drug problem isn't my problem
@Lamalover2: Are you surprised at life in general or is that just the way you plucked your eyebrows?