@MoistPork: Just once, I'd ike a cop to pull me over and tell me how great I'm driving, especially considering I've had 12 beers.
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@WilliamAder: Bought one of those SMTWTFS, but I can't pronounce that so I just call it a pill box.
@ZombieProblms: You can't ban me from your neighborhood just because I "look scary" and "want to kill you." That's discrimination.
@KevinFarzad: If you like someone and don't know if they like you, just sue them and then ask them under oath if they think you're cute.